I am celebrating Fourth of July right now. Drinking lots of beer. Wearing a U.S. brotank.

I don't really agree with what the U.S. stands for: Capitalism. Fast food. War. But I live here. There's nothing I can do. Move maybe, but I can't right now.

I do enjoy that I can do this though.

Celebrate nothing.

Celebrate the things I don't endorse. I'm going to get drunk-er, eat a lot of meat, drink more beer, play football and beerpong.

I'm getting a tan. Finally. I'm too pale.