a person i was playing beerpong with asked his girlfriend
"are you a bad bitch?"
and she said yeah
and he slapped her butt

i got depressed

does that make me a feminist?
i don't know
i feel like hank hill

i sang "ass so fat i need a lapdance"
even though i didn't believe in it

i don't know what i'm doing with my life
i think i have to leave

i spoke to a girl
but she was stupid so i left

am i gonna be alone forever?

i am so fucked