murder me in the newspaper with the wind

tackle me passiontly between
a rose bush and you

just kidding
who do you think i am, payton manning?
fuck payton manning and his wife

it is rumored that payton manning makes a cameo
in every commercial that has ever existed.
even as a child

what the fuck does
payton manning have to do with the way i love you?

Another Update on Things wow

Well, pretty much thank you Everybody. The reception towards my ebook I'm Going to Fuck. And That's a Place You Little Asshole, Not a Verb.  has been great. I got a bunch of likes, retweets, reblogs and positive feedback from people who matter to me and thank you for that, honestly.

Here are some reviews

Beach Sloth coverage
http://beachsloth.blogspot.com/2012/02/im-going-to-fuck-and-thats-place-you.html

A review on Banango Lit's Valentine's Day Megapost by Walter Mackey (crazy little carnivorous)
http://banangolit.com/post/17671130759/valentines-day-megapost


Honestly thank you everybody.

Now, what Comes Next. I haven't planned to write another collection to release as an ebook any time soon, I feel like I said a lot of the things I've been feeling on I'm Going to Fuck.

I will continue to be an active member of the community. It is Great to be part of this and I love everybody. I will tweet hard as fuck. I will interact with you on Facebook aggressively. I will continue to generate content to upload to Tumblr and will reblog and <3 the shit out of your things.

I intend to keep blogging regularly like I used to. I will blog hard. I hope you 'stick with' and we continue to be friends for a long long time. Watch for more blogging! Be jacked

Update on Things

Hello people who read my blog. Thank you for reading this and having ever read/shared/linked my blog. I recently hit the 4k views mark and it felt really nice so thanks. Thanks for your RT's, reblogs and your 'likes', you're way kewl.

I have not been posting on this blog because I've been saving my blog posts to release them all together in a PDF file some time in the near future as some sort of 'collection' thing. I expect to have the desired amount of posts pretty soon so it should be 'out' by the end of February potentially.

I am 81% sure this image macro I made will be the 'final' cover/title of it unless I can come up with something better.

I will include a lot of new work in it as well some things I've already posted. I will try to get things 'leaked' by people.

I hope you are excited. I am. Buzz me please.