murder me in the newspaper with the wind

tackle me passiontly between
a rose bush and you

just kidding
who do you think i am, payton manning?
fuck payton manning and his wife

it is rumored that payton manning makes a cameo
in every commercial that has ever existed.
even as a child

what the fuck does
payton manning have to do with the way i love you?

Another Update on Things wow

Well, pretty much thank you Everybody. The reception towards my ebook I'm Going to Fuck. And That's a Place You Little Asshole, Not a Verb.  has been great. I got a bunch of likes, retweets, reblogs and positive feedback from people who matter to me and thank you for that, honestly.

Here are some reviews

Beach Sloth coverage
http://beachsloth.blogspot.com/2012/02/im-going-to-fuck-and-thats-place-you.html

A review on Banango Lit's Valentine's Day Megapost by Walter Mackey (crazy little carnivorous)
http://banangolit.com/post/17671130759/valentines-day-megapost


Honestly thank you everybody.

Now, what Comes Next. I haven't planned to write another collection to release as an ebook any time soon, I feel like I said a lot of the things I've been feeling on I'm Going to Fuck.

I will continue to be an active member of the community. It is Great to be part of this and I love everybody. I will tweet hard as fuck. I will interact with you on Facebook aggressively. I will continue to generate content to upload to Tumblr and will reblog and <3 the shit out of your things.

I intend to keep blogging regularly like I used to. I will blog hard. I hope you 'stick with' and we continue to be friends for a long long time. Watch for more blogging! Be jacked

i want you to be able to
know how i feel
when i'm listening to a specific song

i want to bake you a pizza
then feed it to you
in your mouth
slice by slice

we're going to bond

i'm going to lay my head on your lap
and you will pick my hair
and i'll be very comfortable

we're not gonna go anywhere