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Me: Haha hell yeah, fuck school. I don't even go and i hate it with a passion, i really fucking hate it.
Aaron: I haven't even looked up from my notebook go pay attention. This shit is stupid
Me: I hate the fucking fact that you're no one without a college degree, its the worst part of society. What happened to the good ol days when a nigga that knows how to cut wood could make a living out of it. Now everyone gotta work in bigass corporations like McDonalds or fucking selling donuts. That's why i wanna move to Mexico, cuz i want a job i can choose, not be assigned a fucking job. You're free over there. Then when you're old just retire, make a little house by the beach and live off of the shit you hunt or fish. The perfect life. That's how humans are supposed to be, free. Not tied down and told their every move.
Aaron: That sounds great, like really great. But i need human interaction every once in a while.
Me: Yeah i understand, you're not gonna live too far from a town of course. But a little town, like every person in the town has a successful business because they're the only ones that do that in their town that do that. No globalization. Dude the earthquake in Chile made the earth get off its axis a little. Everyday, from now til eternity will be a few microseconds longer. That might not be a lot now, but in a couple of million years it'll be like a whole year longer.
Aaron: That's fucking awesome. I hope i live to be a million.
Me: Oh hell nah! Boring as fuck. Unless you get to explore the oceans and space. THEN i would wanna live forever, just wander of floating in space forever.
Me: Plastic beach is just too fucking good nigga, blown now. Empire ants sounds too fucking sick, takes a brotha places.
Aaron: Yeah i wanna be a million years old, blunt smoking, bitch fucking and fist pumping like a champ!
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