Sunday, March 11, 2012

i had a dream where people put earbuds on as soon as they woke up
and instantly, their mp3 players would begin 'playing' an infinite loop of degrading, personal insults in a calm, authoritative voice
and everyone just left them on all day

it'd say things like:
"you are seriously the worst person i have ever met" or
"you're not good enough" or
"wow, your car really sucks" or
"you're broke" or
"wow, you are so fat and no one is probably ever going to like you"

commercials came up every once in a while

and people just walked around all day and did things while listening to it.

5 comments:

  1. i know it's just a dream but i really like the way you didn't even bother trying to make anything happen here

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  2. thank you. can you explain what you mean by i didn't "try to make anything happen"?

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  3. guess what i'm saying is that dreams like this are so open to plot possibilities that i'm surprised you didn't take any liberties with it in that direction. and in this case you didn't need to because this dream was just that awesome.

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  4. this dream was awesome. in fact it sounds like everyone.

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  5. this voice exists. its called the Big Other...

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