wow rare exclusive leak of two poems

from my first collection which will be released tomorrow

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naal's microwave goldfish


naal's microwave goldfish
kills itself every nite
in a beautiful chicken stew



this is a different thing without a title:



i am constructing a house
for both of us to live in

our beautiful silver kitchenware
and some tupperware we bought from your mom

i think we should definitely get a toaster
honestly

i feel like ohio sometimes



wow bonus poem: has already been published on my bloge but is also gonna be included


a person i was playing beerpong with asked his girlfriend
"are you a bad bitch?"
and she said yeah
and he slapped her butt

i got depressed

does that make me a feminist?
i don't know
i feel like hank hill

i sang "ass so fat i need a lapdance"
even though i didn't believe in it

i don't know what i'm doing with my life
i think i have to leave

i spoke to a girl
but she was stupid so i left

am i gonna be alone forever?

i am so fucked