Sunday, February 13, 2011

50 Things I Could Celebrate on February 14th Instead of Valentine's Day

1. 7155th Day from My Date Of Birth
2.7155th Day of Waking Up Every Morning
3. 7155th Day When I May or May Not Die
4. Karl Marx Day
5. 149 Days til My Birthday Day
6. Bacon Day
7. Cheese Day
8. Burger Day
9. Bacon Cheese Burger Day
10. One Day Closer to Apple Releasing Another Product Day
11. What Could've Been Day
12. 20 Piece Chicken McNuggets for 5 Dollars Day
13. Pizza Day
14. Taco Bell
15. No Smoking Day
16. Smoking Day
17. Sexting
18. Reverse Cowgirl Day
19. Crappy Valentine's Day [DAY WHEN YOU RELIVE THE LAST VALENTINE'S DAY YOU ACTUALLY CELEBRATED]
20. P0rn
21. Irony
22. Addiction to Caffeine Day
23. Drugs
24. Day Dyslexic
25. Spankwire Day
27. Moral Relativity Day
28. Nihilism
29. I Still Don't Have a Job Day
30. Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches
31. Dinner at Applebee's Day
32. Consumerism
33. Another Day Not Smoking Cigarettes
34. Being Awesome Day
35. My Lack Of Dependency on Others
36. Ex-Girlfriend Day
37. Heroes
38. Gorilla vs. Bear Day
39. Caturday
40. Sex [SELF NOT INCLUDED]
41. I'm Almost Getting My Money
42. Nerd Day
43. Crushing On Your Professor Day
44. Weed
45. Bacon Day Again
46. People Fighting Outside of Rite Aid and Being Able to Capture the Moment
47. iPads
48. Electronic Music
49. Cheese Day
50. That some people still believe in god and I'm not one of them


Here's a love song

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